Last Rap

I want to stop rapping this my last rap
I want to study and fuck the class rap
Crap what I yap is so god-damn boring
I recommend all you rather go bowling
I find no success I fail the God test
Yes go to mcdonald  dog chase me I dash
order cheese burger and big mac pay with my cash
I'm sick motherfucker my body full of rash
My life is a mash my future turn to ash
fly to german get wasted in oktober feast
I want to stop rapping and sing and such
I have no talent,thx u very much
I dont wanna fuck with gay and lesbian
I right now I gotta focus on medicine
I use to be a dude who addicted to facebook
I dont wanna be rude,could I steal your textbook?
shoot you noob with the food I cook
Look,i would kick your ass with my left foot
toot toot toot toot  toot toot toot toot
thats my ringtone when I'm in crazy mood

Eat a dick, or eat a piece of shit
you internet geek,like to suck my dick
my rap pathetic, my rhyme is sick
What you need is weed and coccaine
take a sit,eat some meat with ramen
Naruto is gay,sasuke like to play with penis
say ok to karaoke till you get famous
Im tall,my dick small,i have a big ball
thats not all,i fall,i dont get up,I crawl
I call,my bitch to buy me a pack of cigarette
because I drop my wallet,down into the toilet
You retard I'm smart but a bit perverted
This song is fuck up and misguided
holy fuck where the fuck is my buck?
Where's my duck queek queek my rhyme so suck
this all about the citizen talent
I'm worse than Nigerian

NEW RANDOM CRAP

My lyrics is not for the weak hearted
my shitty song will left you dumbfounded
Come back after you grow two dick three balls
I twist your girlfriend nipple behind a shopping mall
No offense, I'm not calling you a retard
but please stop eating my medical card
oh I see a porn star down the road
I try to impress her with my second hand coat
but she slap me twice and call me gay
she won't even hear what I'm trying to say
ok your lost  random miss
you don't know what your missing, b*tch
I hit my head a lot when I was still a baby
Now i am  a proud supporter of illuminati


[chorus]
I b*tch slap you, you b*tch slap me
You b*tch slap me, I b*tch slap your mom  (x2)

I play with katana sword from Japan
but I accidentally strip my own underpants
Don't tell me what I can't,yes I can! can! can!
I will keep doing this shit even if it doesn't make any sense
I rob your f-cking mom to smoke  weed
I fuck and surprise butt seck you internet geek
I'm not kiddng, I'm serious
When I say you are dumb and delirious
Where the f-ck is my psychiatrist?
all he left me is self-help-to-do-list
I see incredible Hulk eating roti canai
I said "you are so f-cking gay" and the he cried
People say i'm unstable and mad
I f-ck Obama in the drean I had
I drink tiger beer and punch some random jew
Coccaine is God gift for me and you!


[chorus]

I b*tch slap you, you b*tch slap me
You b*tch slap me, I b*tch slap your mom  (x2)


Why are you always nagging and b*tching dear?
Shut the f-ck up, I'm trying to rap here
Don't f-ck with me,go f-ck yourself
take this, I still have a few weed left
I know i promised we live in a big house
with indoor swimming pool, when you become my spouse
Sorry we're dead broke,all we had is a gun
I haven't pay rent in eight months
The rent is so god damn cheap I thought
but they never tell me this neighborhood is full of gunshot
people getting killed and violated in the ass
that's why i bought you a bullet proof vest


[chorus]

I b*tch slap you, you b*tch slap me
You b*tch slap me, I b*tch slap your mom  (x2)

WRITTEN IN TEARS

[verse I]
She left me for someone better
She ignore every message I send to her
I wrote this song with my tears drop
Nothing left for me for me but this sad hip hop
I hope she is happy whatever she is doing now
I can't forget her, i don't know how
to erase her from my memory
because she will forever be a part of me
I miss her so much it hurt
I felt insignificant like a dirt
I wish I could chat with her
too bad she disown me since last year
She won't even answer my call
she won't pay attention to me at all
I don't wanna ever forget her
Her sweet voice and sweet behaviour
What left is to reminisce of old happy time
back then everything is just fine
but i am now abandon and left behind
for me she was one of a kind

[Chorus]
Written in tears
I've been ignore for one year
I really miss her
she still in my prayer

Written in tears
you are really someone dear
you are just t precious
too bad you don't keep you promise

She is so funny and comical
her joke was so irresistable
never once did we argue and fight
with her I can laugh all day all night
she always know how to make me laugh
her favorite meal is spicy stuff
her voice is just so melodious
but sleeping late is her curse
sometimes I wonder she is half-vampire
maybe this may sound silly
but everyday she wake up at 4.30 p.m
she accept me for who I am
and that's something rare to find
because we all know I have unstable mind
I like to listen to her play guitar
Girl that can play shit, that bizarre!

[Chorus]

Written in tears
I've been ignore for one year
I really miss her
she still in my prayer


Written in tears
you are really someone dear
you are just t precious
too bad you don't keep you promise


I hope we could be together again
right now, we are not much of a friend
we hardly communicate at all
I don't even know what's our downfall
She is really important to me
way more important that f-cking money
The day she left so sudden,
I choked from my tears
I woke myself I thought it's a joke, but no it's real
the sadness invoke make things feels surreal
the tears falls unprovoked,and then my heart broke

Roti Canai

I eat my roti canai plain, f-ck curry
Sometimes, i feel the need to facepalm for humanity
I hate vegetable tomato get off my face
I need to do my prayer just in case
the world end, the world destroyed
going to hell is what I want to avoid
God will always have a place in my heart
I guess my brain is not that smart
because i fail in every class I took
I blame it all on motherf-cking facebook
People always tell me what I should do
they want me to be good
a b-tch magnet is what I ain't
im trying my best to be a saint
There ain't no f-cking moral in my rhyme
I just waste your f-cking time (haha)

everybody is crappy

[verse I]

Nobody could appreciate my music
I’m easily fall,I’m so weak
Is there anybody that care for me?
my whole life is so sad and sorry
When I look back at the past
All I can see is failure so vast
For me futsal is a must
It give me the adrenaline rush
It support me like a loyal fan
It stay with me like a close friend
It stay with me like a loyal girlfriend
It stay with me till the world end
All the money is wasted for nothing
Right now I just want to rap and sing
Dong a few ding, chong a few ching
Take a few thing and clown a few king
I want to stay silent like a monk
I already stop watching Phua Chu Kang
There will be no Ying or yang
Because my dick and ball had already shrunk
The future scare me ,like crazy fcuk
So I chose to be happy by abusing drug
Yesterday i was hit by a firetruck
I aint got no luck,yes it suck

[chorus]

everybody is crappy, everybody is crappy

everyone is piss at me, everyone is piss at me

because I eat their meggi ~

[verse II]

My future is not so promising
I can’t fly, I ain’t got no wing
I’m not proud with what I do
What i say and how I look
I’m trying to look good
But fuck it, im not a cool dude
I spend my time to be negative
I knew I should be more positive
I’m to over-active, I should be more passive
I’m not gifted, I’m not talented
I always feel so broken hearted
If you ask me what I got?
I got nothing but a sad heart
I’m not smart but i’m not a retard
At time it just me alone
Please listen to me sepulchral tone
I’m so tired of fable
I’m so tired of people
I’m done with the world
I’m done with the girl
Imaginable if I’m unacceptable
It’s impossible to be favourable